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The ‘ish’

I’m an extremest in all aspects of my life. I’m ALL IN or I’M OUT, and that goes double for my appearance. #FullGlam #Homeless. Somewhere between bombshell and conductor of the hot mess express lies the ‘ish’, or as I like to call it FAF-ish (Fancy As F*** -ish). This technical term refers to those days when you appear put together but, your struggle is real. The nail polish is most certainly chipping, you desperately need to wash your hair, and you’re still wearing the mascara from the day before (or maybe that’s just me). This is the “ish”.

When you want to look cute (but can’t be bothered), focus on impactful details to rejuvenate your inner queen. This could be a bold lipstick, over-sized sunglasses, statement earrings, tailored jacket, or a go-to uniform. Here are my favorite uniforms in a flash.

UNIFORM #1 is athletic leggings, a hoodie (if you would rather die than wear pumps CANNOT be bothered with outfit #2) and white sneakers.

UNIFORM #2 is a pair of pumps, jeans that make your butt look good, a tucked in t-shirt, a belt and accessories.

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Fancy Pants Vol 2: Denim

Finding the right pair of jeans for your body can be a treacherously long and winding road. Finding denim that easily pulls over my thighs and hugs my waist has been a struggle, until Khloe Kardashian and GOOD AMERICAN came along! For the record I am 5’7” and have an athletic/curvy build with powerful quads and hamstrings. These jeans skim your curves without restricting movement. They are extremely slimming and include ultra high rises. In addition to GA, I fancy Mother denim. In my opinion, these brands balance stretch while maintaining their shape. As for my favorite style of denim, nothing makes me feel more fierce than flares. Some will say they are back in style, but if you ask me they never left, love!